Showing posts with label singing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label singing. Show all posts

Friday, June 28, 2013

Grandkid’s in Paradise


I’m finally a Nana! Woo-Hoo! But, there’s always a drawback, isn’t there? I live in Florida, and the kids are currently stationed in Hawaii with the military. I just returned from my visit and won’t see them again for another year. So, this one’s for them.



(To the tune of "Welcome to Paradise" by Green Day. Follow the original lyrics here)


Grandkid’s in Paradise
Lyrics by JL Mo

Grown children
can you hear me whining?
Hawaii’s far away
and I cannot go back
this sudden ache has left me trembling
cuz my first grandkid’s too far away to reach
on some Hawaiian beach

I have waited for too long
to reach this point in life
some call it old
I call it grand
but life takes some strange turns
and now it hurts to think about
Grandkid’s in Paradise

I love my home state here in Florida
I would not live another place on God’s green earth
but now you’re stationed in Hawaii
and to my first grandkid
you now have given birth
So tell me what that’s worth

I have waited for too long
to reach this point in life
some call it old
I call it grand
but life takes some strange turns
and now it hurts to think about
Grandkid’s in Paradise

Dear children
can you hear me laughing?
It’s been three whole years since
the two of you left home
But now your two became a threesome
Your child now in tow,
Promise you’ll never go
Promise you’ll never go

I have waited for too long
to reach this point in life
some call it old
I call it grand
but life takes some strange turns
and now it hurts to think about
Grandkid’s in Paradise

Monday, October 31, 2011

What's in a name?

Quick story for Halloween, and it’s true.

My name is Jeanie.

My mom passed awhile ago, but long before she died I had asked how I came to have this name, since no other relative held this particular moniker. The first born was named after her mother. The second after her father. Then, there was me.

She explained there was no special reason other than she liked the name, but the biggest problem was how they were going to spell it. I was told they argued for a few days. The dispute was settled and the name officially proclaimed on my birth certificate in 1960.

Flash forward fifty-one years.

I’m working on my laptop when a ‘human interest’ news story catches my eye. It’s titled “Creepy Country: 10 Scary Songs Haunting the Radio”, and it was accompanied with a picture of Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner. Well, these were two of my mother’s all-time favorite artists, behind the indomitable Lorreta Lynn. So, I had to listen. It was an obligation.

In this little video (no other videos of the ten were listed, just theirs) they performed a song I had never heard, which was very surprising. I thought I had been subjected to every song they had even thought to record! But, here was a song entitled “Jeannie’s Afraid of the Dark”. Gulp.

So, I clicked.

In case you don’t know the song, let me share. A small child, we don’t know exactly how old but I’m going to guess four or five, tells her parents that she’s afraid of the dark. Using the third person POV. Dolly Parton lilts, "Mommy and Daddy, can I sleep here with you? 'Cause Jeannie's afraid of the dark."

They go on to sing the sad song about how a few years later, Jeannie died and they put an eternal flame on the grave site, “'Cause Jeannie's afraid of the dark.”

Um...

I sat at my keyboard, staring at the credit dialog box at the close of the song. My heart raced and mind scrambled. What year was this song popular? Please, Please, Please tell me it was not the reason I was named Jeanie with a different spelling! Did my mother and father harbor hope of my demise before I could reach adolescence?

A quick check through the almighty Google informed me the song was popular in 1968.

That was enough of a Halloween scare for me. And the best kind, too. It ended with a chuckle.

Happy Halloween Everybody.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Keeping Time


Keeping Time

The scene is Grandpa and grown-up grandchild sitting on Grandpa's porch. They're playing a sing-song rhyming game they've played for more than twenty-five years. One starts, sings the stanza, and the other has to rhyme it.

Until Grandma comes out and breaks it up.


Grandpa and me
Playing a game

Keeping time, just keepin time

Don't much matter
It's all the same

Keeping time, just keepin time

You sing to me
Just one more line

Keeping time, just keepin time

The perfect rhyme’s
four beats in time

Keeping time, just keepin time

Played with singing
my life-long now

Keeping time, just keepin time

Your all grow’t up
so take a bow

Keeping time, just keepin time

Valley is low
Mountain is high

Keeping time, just keepin time

The tea is sweet
So is the pie

Keeping time, just keepin time

Grandmas calling
Gotta go soon

Keeping time, just keepin time

Grandpa chuckles
sings one more tune

Keeping time, just keepin time

We gotta stop
or hell’s to pay

Keeping time, just keepin time

Ain’t no worry
she’ll want to stay

Keeping time, just keepin time

You two stop now
and git in here

Keeping time, just keepin time

Dinners ready
and so’s the beer

Keeping time, just keepin time

Gramps stands and says,
"We better git . . .

Keeping time, just keepin time

Or we won’t hear
the end of it!"

Keeping time, just makin’ rhyme